Underwater Humor Lover Mugs

"It's not polite to point."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'