Lake Goer Prints

"Marco ..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

How about going easy on the carbs

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Summertime

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Go jump in the lake!

Fishing direction sign.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Psychiatry in the Park