Water Ecology Gifts

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Grace For Flies

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'