Water Feature Fanatic Gifts

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Children playing around a water pump

Water-works.

Freddie's water

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.