Mineral Water Aficionado T-Shirts

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Freddie's water

Water-works.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water.

Spring Water

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'