Mineral Water Aficionado Pillows

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

A family playing in the sea

Water-works.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Freddie's water

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Children playing around a water pump

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

Water.

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

The wine and water lists.