Mineral Water Pillows

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Neptune

Wine taster with mineral water

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

"Well, the drought is over."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Your water, sir."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Septic Fields Forever.

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The Source of the Thames...

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'