Mineral Water Collectors Pillows

Wine taster with mineral water

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"You and your stones collection!"

When psychics fight.

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Harold Wilson

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.