Mineral Water Collectors T-Shirts

Wine taster with mineral water

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"You and your stones collection!"

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

When psychics fight.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Harold Wilson

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'