Mineral Collection Pillows

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Wine taster with mineral water

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Swiss-army rock...

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

It

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

One afternoon on mars.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

My first Boyfriend.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"You and your stones collection!"

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Missing Sock

'Rock historian.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.