Mineral Collection Pillows

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Wine taster with mineral water

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"So, you're staying in then?"

Swiss-army rock...

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

One afternoon on mars.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

My first Boyfriend.

"You and your stones collection!"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Missing Sock

'Rock historian.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'