Mineral Water Gifts

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Neptune

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Wine taster with mineral water

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I'm addicted to water."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Your water, sir."

"Well, the drought is over."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Water: the first medicine

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Septic Fields Forever.

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

The Source of the Thames...

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.