Mineral Resources Gifts

Oil Output Reduced

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Population rocket

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Blowing dust off an order book.

Will you be mine?

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Mine Shaft of Love.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Trepanning for gold"

Mine Host.

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

Mankind loves Earth

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The Eureka Stockade

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."