Water Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

A family playing in the sea

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Freddie's water

"I thought it was deeper here."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Valuable Water

Spring Water

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).