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"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Valuable Water

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'