Waterfowl Friend Gifts

Feathered frenzy

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Jacques Cousteau.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'That was fun!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

'Wheeee...'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Will work for clean water.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Fish Diary: Well, it has happened. I am last fish in sea. Ed's gone. Merv's gone. Old couple from the north shoal have gone. Stoopid people over-fishing! And just when I learned to write with pen and paper.

Stork one-upmanship

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'Where's your goldfish?'