Wildlife Witness Gifts

'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Bears catching fish

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...