'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'
Local Wildlife Observer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the local wildlife observer in your life? Discover products that honor their fascination with nature, featuring witty and charming designs. Perfect for nature hikes, bird watching, or simply celebrating their outdoor passions. Our curated collection adds a personal touch to their hobby, making every moment spent observing the wild even more special.
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
"Sign my yearbook?"
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
"Look, a bug!"
Fly Fishing
Duck Hunt
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
Piranhaclaus
"Mind the whale, dear."
Bears catching fish
He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.
"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."
How about going easy on the carbs
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
'I admire your floatibility.'
So you're a mocking bird...
"Tallyho!"
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'
Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
'Look at that! Peanuts!'
"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."
"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
Local Wildlife Observer Gifts Collection
Local Wildlife Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for wildlife enthusiasts. Perfect for bird watchers and nature lovers to enjoy their favorite hot beverage.
Local Wildlife Observer Pillows
Add a wildlife-inspired touch to your home with our cozy pillows. Perfect for nature lovers who want to bring a bit of the outdoors inside.
Local Wildlife Observer Prints
Transform your space with beautiful wildlife prints that capture the wonder of local ecosystems. Great for any nature lover’s home or office.
Local Wildlife Observer T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for outdoor lovers and wildlife observers. Stylish and witty, these shirts help celebrate their passion for nature wherever they go.