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'Can I see your license,please?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'