Wolverine Watcher Mugs

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Piranhaclaus

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'