Pet Personality Observer Pillows

'Well, just look at you two. Now which one of you do they call crabby?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

What does aloof mean?

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'