Animal Personality Observer Pillows

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"I love this time of day."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Hyenas as Pets

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'I said point, not poke!'

"Teach me not to care."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Bad dog!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."