Animal Personality Observer Gifts

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I love this time of day."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

'I said point, not poke!'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Bad dog!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.