Funny Cat Moments Pillows

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Man wearing a dog cone

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Emojis

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

Cat Nightmares

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.