Funny Cat Scenarios Pillows

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I hate surprises!'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'The butler did it.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Spiderman car window cleaner

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Emojis

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cards For Cats.

"We like your business plan."

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.