Funny Cat Scenarios Gifts

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Projectile hairballing."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'The butler did it.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Cat Emojis

Cat Nightmares

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

"We like your business plan."

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.