Funny Feline Moments Gifts

'He always seems so damn put put.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Man wearing a dog cone

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

Cat Emojis

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

Kitty Litter

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

"'Meow' and 'Purr'? It isn't clever and it isn't funny."

The Devil's Advocat