Funny Feline Moments Gifts

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

'He always seems so damn put put.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Man wearing a dog cone

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Cat Emojis

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

Kitty Litter

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'