Funny Cat Moments Gifts

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Man wearing a dog cone

'I hate surprises!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

Cat Nightmares

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

Cat Emojis

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

Cards For Cats.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."