Funny Animal Scenarios Gifts

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Dedication to excellence....

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You're famous, Angus."

"I hate it..."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."