Funny Animal Situations Gifts

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Snowmobull

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Dedication to excellence....

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Honk if you love me!"

The Goalkeeper

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I hate it..."

"You're famous, Angus."