Best Friend Who Loves Dogs Pillows

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine Scentipede

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Chasebook

"Humans are strange."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'