Dog-loving Partners Gifts

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Playing Fetch.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Collies Without Borders

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Humans are strange."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.