Dog-loving Partners Pillows

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Playing Fetch.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Collies Without Borders

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

'They're dog roses!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Humans are strange."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy Love

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.