Curious Cub Gifts

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Honey Wallah

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Switch on brain

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Yes, that person there...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

G.P.S. For the Home

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'