Curious Cub T-Shirts

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Switch on brain

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Yes, that person there...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."