Canine Chic Enthusiast Gifts

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Crocodiles in the Water

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet