Canine Chic Enthusiast T-Shirts

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Crocodiles in the Water

Stretch Limo for Daschund