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The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

The discovery of electricity...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"We're going to need more pets."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Energy saving

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

Unplugged.

God bless our all-electric home.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.