Electric Field Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's the end of an aura!'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Plasma Ball

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Lithium Fair

Love At First Shock

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Fracking Express

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen