Electric Fields T-Shirts

'It's the end of an aura!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'He likes to power nap.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Battery Lighthouse

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Solar Panel

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Plasma Ball

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Plasma Ball

Solar Power.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Benjamin Franklin.

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.