Electricity T-Shirts

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Taking chances with electricity

'Yes, there's something wrong: The voltmeter shows a very low reading...'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

Power failure in an operating room.

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

If only...TA Edison.

Sparky (dog about to pee on electrical outlet)

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight.'

Pig looks at electrical outlet that resembles his nose.

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The mouse that bit off more than he could chew!

The power is off, I've checked: We can chew as much as we want...

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Mouse Electricity

The corridors of power.

Male and Female Toilets for Electricity Plugs and Sockets

'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

'Stop blaming the 'Forces of Darkness'. It's just a power outage!'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Anyone feel that power surge?"

'Power! Give me more power!'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'