Electricity T-Shirts

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'

Taking chances with electricity

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

'Yes, there's something wrong: The voltmeter shows a very low reading...'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

Sparky (dog about to pee on electrical outlet)

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

Power failure in an operating room.

If only...TA Edison.

Pig looks at electrical outlet that resembles his nose.

'Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight.'

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

The mouse that bit off more than he could chew!

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The power is off, I've checked: We can chew as much as we want...

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Mouse Electricity

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

The corridors of power.

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Male and Female Toilets for Electricity Plugs and Sockets

'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

'Stop blaming the 'Forces of Darkness'. It's just a power outage!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.