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Male and Female Toilets for Electricity Plugs and Sockets

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

The discovery of electricity...

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Neversource"

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Plasma Ball

Love At First Shock

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Nuclear energy.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Is his nickname "elecricity" because he's so dynamic? No, it's because he always takes the path of least resistance!

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Benjamin Franklin.

Energy trap.

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'