Electricity Curious T-Shirts

Male and Female Toilets for Electricity Plugs and Sockets

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

The discovery of electricity...

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Neversource"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Love At First Shock

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Benjamin Franklin.

Energy trap.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."