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'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Hair Crop Circle

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.