Environmentally Curious T-Shirts

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Free Radicals.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Trees playing rootsie.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."