Environmentally Curious Gifts

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Trees playing rootsie.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Free Radicals.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Tuesday, 2022