Energy Curious Mugs

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Hair Crop Circle

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

US Energy Needs.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Nuclear energy.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'