Energy Skeptic Mugs

"Good afternoon sir. Would you like to switch your energy supplier to one that's equally artificially expensive. . . ?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Binge Viewing...

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

Prisoner of technology

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

GPS HIghway to Hell

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."