Energy Skeptic Mugs

"Good afternoon sir. Would you like to switch your energy supplier to one that's equally artificially expensive. . . ?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

Binge Viewing...

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Carbon capture and storage

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

Prisoner of technology

GPS HIghway to Hell

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."