Static Electricity Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stand by to see if his hair sticks to the balloon."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Love At First Shock

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Unplugged.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

God bless our all-electric home.

Wrong pills

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.