Static Electricity Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stand by to see if his hair sticks to the balloon."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Plasma Ball

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Wrong pills

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

Unplugged.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Plasma scientist

"We blew a fuse."