Static Electricity Explorer T-Shirts

Fascinated with static electricity, the pilot now regretted rubbing his hot air balloon back and forth against the cloud.

'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"Here's the problem."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

That's the chairman's office.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Benjamin Franklin.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Now that's power."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'