Static Electricity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Static Sheep 2

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Love At First Shock

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Fracking Express

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Wrong pills

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unplugged.

God bless our all-electric home.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.