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Static Sheep 2

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Plasma Ball

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Love At First Shock

Where clean coal comes from.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Fracking Express

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

God bless our all-electric home.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Wrong pills

Before the Fall