Summer Hobbyist Gifts

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

Eating ice cream.

'No surf?'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Griller highlights never gets old

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Summer

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Ice creams

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion