Gardening Enthusiasts Mugs

"Oh, relax, Earl! It's just a balsa wood tree!"

"Yeah, I've put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

SPOONING CACTI

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"